Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Honesty Stamps

Click on the title above. It's a link you might appreciate. They sell "Honesty Stamps."

Not from the US Postal Service, but the kind you use with a stamp pad. Only it's not a pretty picture, but a phrase. Here are some examples of the phrases available on their stamps:

  • I sincerely apologize for all the trouble I've caused
  • In all my life I've never met anyone as beautiful as you
  • I swear on my mother's grave I'll never do that again

(Oh, yeah, real honest. You'll do it again. You know you will. And your mom knows you will, too.)


I have some ideas for some new honesty stamps. I could really use these:

  • Hey. You could use a bath.
  • Your writing is drivel; go find a job.
  • Your sermon today was not the greatest.
  • You would be a loser if it wasn't for your wife.
  • Your t-shirt is wrong-side out.

I have been up since 6:15 a.m. Several people have seen me today. I just looked into a mirror for the first time. My shirt is on wrong-side out.

Give me some of your ideas for honesty stamps. And hey, let's not lie about it.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

my honesty stamp would read "Yes, I know its hard to believe, but Jesus died for me too."

Robert McMullen
rmcmullen@mielectric.com

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